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To dig and delve in Nature's soil

some folks are truly ardent.

They say that they garden in blessed toil,

but as for me, I garden't.

ghfegh

The Oath

Nature dealt us a rotten hand when she went and made us male.

But we accept the challenge and hereby vow that in our quest we will not fail.

We'll fight our hormones, deny our genes, and vanquish our masculine defect.

We'll battle biology itself, by God, until we have become politically correct.

ghfegh

Pity poor Godzilla; for the Japanese have erred.

The lizard is upset by what the Nippish Ones have dared,

They say that burning tires smell better than his breath,

so, truly miffed, he opens his mouth and burns them all to death.

hhhfefefeggg

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