The Stutter
I sat down to watch - to watch the cable TV news.
I wanted to get caught up - caught up on the latest views.
The reporter seemed to have - to have an unfortunate tic.
I thought that perhaps his brain - his brain might be sick.
In the middle of a sentence he would repeat - repeat a word or two.
That’s something that normal people - normal people just don’t do.
I thought that maybe he gets paid - gets paid by the word.
But that idea is completely - completely absurd.
I suppose I should not worry - not worry about the causes
of the reporter’s - the reporter’s annoying little pauses.
I just sit back and let my brain - my brain go numb,
but, Lordy!, this guy just sounds - just sounds so dumb.
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