It Could Be Verse
This file collects all of the various poems and song lyrics I have devised over the years. I include it just for the simple pleasure that it may give you.
Pensive
GO TO: 1959 May 18
GO TO: Astrodite
GO TO: Supergirl
GO TO: Linda Lee
GO TO: Adrift
GO TO: In a Kryptonese Temple Garden
GO TO: Raakteek's Great Hunt
GO TO: The Neanderthal Testament
GO TO: The Reformation Rag
GO TO: The Theory of Sacred Relativity
GO TO: Christalization
GO TO: The Blessing
GO TO: The Curse
GO TO: Teleblasphemy
GO TO: The Most Vile Blasphemy
GO TO: Avarice
GO TO: Islamic Women
GO TO: Moonfall
GO TO: The Ruba'iyat of Isaac Newton
GO TO: Principia Poetica
GO TO: A Contemplation of Ghosts
GO TO: Self-Transcendence
GO TO: The Virtues
GO TO: The Dream
GO TO: Ode to a Glitch
GO TO: Homage to a Glitch - a slightly better version
GO TO: Logic
GO TO: Q.E.D.
GO TO: Sic Transit Gloria Mundi
GO TO: Darwinian Short-Cut
GO TO: Perspective
GO TO: Hologrammatically, We Are
GO TO: Random Thoughts
GO TO: So Light
GO TO: Shaman
GO TO: Binary
GO TO: Supernova Maria
GO TO: For Columbia
GO TO: In Eternally Fading Twilight
GO TO: The Spider
GO TO: 1984
This small set of poems are actually different versions of the same poem, one to which I keep returning, trying to overcome the feeling that I haven't quite got it right.
GO TO: Voidquest
GO TO: Aetherlogue
GO TO: In the Quiet Among the Stars
GO TO: Aetherlogue II
Humorous
GO TO: Bizarro's Poem
GO TO: The Pest
GO TO: Superman's Family: I
GO TO: Donald at the Gong
GO TO: Dribs and Drabs
GO TO: The Squawk Box
GO TO: English
GO TO: Table Manners
GO TO: Norway's Revenge
GO TO: An Irish Delight
GO TO: Monkey Business
GO TO: Interpretation
GO TO: Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star
GO TO: The Funniest Joke in Taxonomy
GO TO: Intelligent Design
GO TO: Splenn D'Ifferess
GO TO: The Secret
GO TO: The Squeamish Terrorist
GO TO: The Finicky Cannibal
GO TO: On the Completion of Your First Pregnancy
GO TO: The Complaint
GO TO: A Bit of Understanding
GO TO: En Yolly Norveejun Yingoism
GO TO: The Man With Many Names
GO TO: A German Delight
GO TO: The Japanese
GO TO: The Zebra Mussels
GO TO: Are These Great Lakes or What?
GO TO: The Tempicidal Maniac
GO TO: Ten Stupid Nutzis
GO TO: The Stupidity Marker
GO TO: The Stutter
Musical
(P) = Pensive, (H) = Humorous
GO TO: The Banana Boat Song (H)
GO TO: El Passoff (H)
GO TO: Sandbags by the Dozen (H)
GO TO: Audubon-Fire of the Vanities (H)
GO TO: Song of the Junior Anti-Sex League (H)
GO TO: Physics, Texas-Style (H)
GO TO: Yeah, Sink This! (P)
GO TO: Inference (P)
GO TO: Dumb the Kids Down (P)
GO TO: The Light in Darkness (P)
GO TO: The Green Hills of Earth (P)
GO TO: The Last Rose of Summer (P)
GO TO: 'Tis Pythagoras' Theorem (P)
GO TO: The Dare County Website (H)
GO TO: Union Pacific (P)
GO TO: Live Free or Die (P)
Politically Incorrect
On rare occasions we feel a need to color outside the lines, to transgress the bounds of decency that the human collective (aka Society) has drawn around our public behavior. These poems constitute a minor study of that need, presented in the hope that they may shed some light on it and perhaps enable us to create ways of either eliminating it or satisfying it in a way that does not disrupt the smooth social intercourse that makes human society at all possible. I will avoid posting anything excessively obscene, but remember that obscenity, like beauty, lies entirely in the eye of the beholder.
GO TO: The Privatized Hermit Kingdom
GO TO: The Insane Clown of Tripoli
GO TO: The Joy of an Arab Spring
GO TO: Midway
GO TO: Farting
GO TO: The Sound of Farting
GO TO: The King's Petard
GO TO: The Gassy Pig and the Big Bad Wolf
GO TO: Le Grand Petard
GO TO: Graffiti
GO TO: The Street Artiste
GO TO: The Ballad of Diarrhea
GO TO: A California Disgrace
GO TO: The Rapist
GO TO: Gunman
GO TO: Ann Coulter
GO TO: Bernie Madoff with Other People's Money
GO TO: The Vile Asswipes of Wall Street
GO TO: Plunderpig
GO TO: Drill, Baby, Drill
GO TO: The Antarctica of Sex
GO TO: Schadenfreude
GO TO: The Hypocrite
GO TO: Noah's Ark
GO TO: I'm a Family Values Christian
GO TO: Pedophile Priests
GO TO: Wahhabi Men
GO TO: The Jihadi Scam
GO TO: The Talibandit
GO TO: Talibanned
GO TO: Why Perverts Love the Taliban
GO TO: Oh, Fatima
GO TO: The Suicide Bomber
GO TO: The Suicide Bomber, Yet Again
GO TO: The Bomber's Reward