Farting

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Yeah, you know why I put this one under Politically Incorrect. You sing it to the tune of "Sailing".

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Farting, farting clouds of toxic gas.

You generate them in your gut

and honk them out your ass.

If the world smells way too sweet, my friend,

just eat your beans, let one rip,

and stink it up again.

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Blow, Blow, Blow Your Farts

    You sing this one to the tune of "Row, Row, Row Your Boat".

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Blow, blow, blow your farts gaily from your ass.

Fill the room with stinking, reeking clouds of pungent gas.

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