I=m a Family Values Christian

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This poem may be sung to the melody of AI=m a Yankee Doodle Dandy@ with suitable apologies to George M. Cohan.

I=m a family values Christian;

going to Heaven when I die;

a big proponent of that Bible crap

to force it upon the other guy.

I don=t obey those dumb commandments;

I don=t even have to try.

I don=t have to obey rules,

>cause Jesus will forgive me.

I am a family values guy.

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