Bernie Madoff with Other
People's Money
I was inspired to post this when I saw Bill
Maher tell Tavis Smiley that Osama bin Laden had declared that one of his goals
was to bankrupt America for the glory of Islam and then comment, "Tough luck,
Big Guy! A Jew named Bernie Madoff beat ya to it!" I remember when the Madoff
scandal first hit the news, at the end of 2008, and saw the grinning clown who
had swindled investors out of fifty billion dollars (by his own admission). I
couldn't help thinking that this guy has such an exquisitely punchable face and
wondering what Evander Holyfield might be doing right then. Let me note that I
am not posting this under Politically Incorrect because I think it's a good idea
for a professional boxer to punch Bernie Madoff's smirking face out the back of
his head. No, I am posting this under Politically Incorrect because it involves
the desecration of a Beatles' song. This is to be sung to the tune of "I Wanna
Hold Your Hand".
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Oh, yeah, I've got a feeling and it's no disgrace
when I express that feeling; I wanna punch your face.
I wanna punch your smirking face.
I wanna punch your face.
Yeah, I know, it seems strange your mug I rearrange
and your teeth I displace when I punch your face.
I wanna punch your smirking face,
your stupid-looking face.
And when I punch you I'll feel happy inside
'cause I know you can run, but
you can't hide,
you can't hide,
you can't hide.
Yeah, I've still got that feeling, though it may seem base.
But I'll work out that feeling when I punch your face.
I wanna punch your smirking face.
I wanna punch your face.
I wanna punch your dumb, ugly face.
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